“And we had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake you have ever seen
“If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
“My fingers are long and beautiful, as are various other parts of my body.”
I will build a great, great wall on our southern border and I will make Mexico pay for that wall.
About 10 yr old girl: “I’m going to be dating her in 10 years. Can you believe it?”
“Laziness is a trait in the blacks. … Black guys counting my money! I hate it.”
“You can never be too greedy”
“The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese…”
“Rosie O’Donnell is disgusting, both inside and out. If you take a look at her, she’s a slob…”
“All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”
“The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”
“[The Mexicans] are bringing drugs. Bringing crime. They’re rapists…”
In the end, you’re measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish.