• “And we had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake you have ever seen

    added by Anna Garton
  • “If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

    added by Dave Lee
  • “My fingers are long and beautiful, as are various other parts of my body.”

    added by ablemable
  • I will build a great, great wall on our southern border and I will make Mexico pay for that wall.

    added by Agent Smith
  • About 10 yr old girl: “I’m going to be dating her in 10 years. Can you believe it?”

    added by Spike67
  • “Laziness is a trait in the blacks. … Black guys counting my money! I hate it.”

    added by Black Mamba
  • “You can never be too greedy”

    added by marieC
  • “The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese…”

    added by Peter Williams
  • “Rosie O’Donnell is disgusting, both inside and out. If you take a look at her, she’s a slob…”

    added by Lisa Young
  • “All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”

    added by FridayGirl
  • “The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”

    added by Jandfg
  • “[The Mexicans] are bringing drugs. Bringing crime. They’re rapists…”

    added by Thom1986
  • In the end, you’re measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish.

    added by LexL00ther
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