• “If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
    Dave Lee
  • “And we had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake you have ever seen
    Anna Garton
  • I will build a great, great wall on our southern border and I will make Mexico pay for that wall.
    Agent Smith
  • “My fingers are long and beautiful, as are various other parts of my body.”
  • About 10 yr old girl: “I’m going to be dating her in 10 years. Can you believe it?”
  • “Laziness is a trait in the blacks. … Black guys counting my money! I hate it.”
    Black Mamba
  • “The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese…”
    Peter Williams
  • “You can never be too greedy”
  • “All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”
  • “Rosie O’Donnell is disgusting, both inside and out. If you take a look at her, she’s a slob…”
    Lisa Young
  • “The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”
  • “[The Mexicans] are bringing drugs. Bringing crime. They’re rapists…”
  • In the end, you’re measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish.

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